Re: Payer
Posted by d_d on April 13, 2004 at 12:00:18:
In Reply to: Payer posted by Harold Ericsson on April 13, 2004 at 10:00:15:
Aint gonna work. The world grows smaller every day. The places that the aholes go to in order to be alone, and enjoy their ahole status, will shrink and dry up. Better get used to it. Start by shopping at Eddie Bauer. That will get you the correct wardrobe - make sure you color-coordinate. You can get an appropriate vehicle from Cadillac - the Escalade always looks good in the parking lot. Hummers are also PC, especially the bright yellow models. Dump the beer, its time for wine, and please be sure to match your glassware to the particular vintage that you serve. No belching, farting, or picking your nose. No swearing, telling tall tales, and be sure that you NEVER offend your fellow "wilderness partners" by being loud or bawdy. ALWAYS be sensitive to their needs and feelings. Dont shoot your guns, or ride your dirt bikes. Dont light a fire or piss behind a bush.
Its a brave new world out there, and we get to be part of it.
The bright side? Some meteorologists are predicting major climate changes over the next few hundred years; the whole world owns nukes, LOTS of nukes; seems like theres some new antibiotic-resistant virus everyday.
Maybe our kids will get the chance to do this all over again, and maybe THEY will get it right. Or maybe not...