Re: BF in DV!
Posted by Stu P. Dassel on December 23, 2003 at 01:30:02:
In Reply to: BF in DV! posted by BF Society on December 21, 2003 at 09:52:06:
It is indeed correct that the extremely rare desert BF does show an affinity for German tourists. This may be attributed to a fondness for sauerbraten.
While conducting field research, it is therefore prudent to dress accordingly. Although not definitive, it may be implied that, while in the field, adorning attire which mimics the natural appearance of either a French or Japanese tourist will provide ample protection from the desert BF's carnivorous tendencies. The basis for this assumption lies in the fact that French tourists tend to cause flatulence, which is abhorrent to any well mannered BF; while 10 minutes after consuming a Japanese tourist the BF becomes hungry again.
It is my sincere hope that the above dissertation proves to be of some benefit to your impending field research. Well, I'm off to finish killing Uncle Jack from Tennessee.
Sincerely,
Stu P. Dassel,
professor of BFtology