Evolution Revolution


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Posted by Ape Linkin' on December 09, 2002 at 10:41:58:

Darwin, CA - U.S. Government anthropologists have concluded two years of keen research at the remote Eastern California location aptly named Darwin. Based upon close observations made of locals and visitors to DVNP over the past 24 months, their exciting announcement is sending shock waves throughout the scientific community: "Contrary to popular beliefs and arguments between proponants of evolution vs. creation edicts, the team of anthropologists have concluded that humans are nothing more than a strange mutation of the lower, more perfect, forms of life on this planet. The Center for Biodiversity is preparing a federal lawsuit designed to force the government to eradicate this menace to the enviornment as quickly as possible.


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