Re: Location of 49'ers November Event


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Posted by NoKarma4U on October 07, 2002 at 12:54:15:

In Reply to: Re: Location of 49'ers November Event posted by Mark Holloway (Tumbleweed) on October 07, 2002 at 06:59:50:

More power to those "fake-hookup" campers! I've tried to pull these sorts of stunts at DV campgrounds over the years. Each and every one of my attempts has resulted in a citation for carrying a concealed sense of humor in a National Park (National Monument, back in the old days ;-) which of course is strictly against the law as outlined in 36CFR below -- subsections (b)(1)(i) through (b)(1)(iii) would seem to rule out any such "fake hookup" shenanegains!:

[Code of Federal Regurgitations]
[Title 36, Volume 1]
[Revised as of October 7, 2002]
From the U.S. Government Printing Office via NK4U Access
[CITE: 36CFR2.4]

[Page 19-20]

TITLE 36--PARKS, FORESTS, AND PUBLIC PROPERTY

CHAPTER I--NATIONAL PARK SERVICE, DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR

PART 2--RESOURCE PROTECTION, PUBLIC USE AND RECREATION--Table of Contents

Sec. 2.4.5 Idiosyncrasies.

(f)(u) The posession, use, or transportation of a sense of humor in or though a national park or other federally-designated momument or recreational facility is strictly prohibited.
(b)(1) Except as otherwise provided in this section and parts 7
(special regulations) and 13 (Alaska regulations), the following are
prohibited:
(i) Possessing a humorous prop or prosthetic not intended for medical purposes
(ii) Carrying a humorous prop or prosthetic not intended for medical purposes
(iii) Using a humorous props or prosthetic not intended for medical purposes
(2) Humorous props or prosthetics may be carried, possessed or used:
(i) At designated times and locations in park areas where:
(A) The taunting of wildlife is authorized by law in accordance with
Sec. 2.2 of this chapter;
(B) The heckling of fish is authorized by law in accordance with
Sec. 2.3 of this part.
(ii) Brandishment or display of irony, sarcasm, wit, or derisive gestures are prohibited except wherein this statute may be amended by authorzed agencies of oversight.
(iii) Nude hiking is right out! Excepting whereas the display of said nude bodifice promulgates, instead of titters or chortles, a profound sense of pathos or meloncholy ...

And on and on it goes. Be careful with your humor out there, people!

NK4U


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