You have lived in the Desert too long when...


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Posted by Dezdan on July 11, 2002 at 16:33:27:

In Reply to: You know it's hot when.... posted by HotFun on July 10, 2002 at 13:41:14:

You have lived in the Desert too long when. . .

1. The temperature dips to 75 degrees and you grab a blanket.
2. You start to build a cricket feeder in your front yard.
3. The temperature hits 100 degrees and you are thankful for a cool day.
4. You stay up all night because your pet black widow spider is sick.
5. You plant flowers just to see how long it takes them to die.
6. You complain because the humidity is up to 25 percent.
7. You give up dusting the furniture once a day and start shoveling once a week.
8. You carry water with your to the mountains because the water up there tastes funny.
9. You no longer wonder why the radio stations go off at sundown.
10. You start to complain that the chili sauce is too mild.
11. You start to like Mescal, worm and all.




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