New Park Names

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Posted by Tumbleweed on May 15, 2002 at 08:15:06:

I have a (tongue-in-cheek) idea to help the NPS to get millions of dollars. Do the same thing the sports stadiums are doing. Have commercial names. You know, like Arco Arena, Bank One Ball Park, Enron Field, etc. They would be able to make millions off of this. Here's some of my suggestions for new names. Maybe you can add some.

Palm Mortuary-Death Valley National Park
RJ Reynolds-Great Smoky Mountains National Park
Wonder Bra-Grand Tetons National Park
Granite Construction-Mount Rushmore National Memorial
Weyerhauser-Sequoia National Park
Jack Danials-Whiskeytown National Recreation Area
McDonald's-Arches National Park
Oprah Winfrey-Mammoth Cave National Park
Crystal Geyser Springwater-Yellowstone National Park
Coors-Rocky Mountains National Park
Viagra-Organ Pipe Cactus National Monument

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